I was cruising the forums this morning and I noticed where a person had asked for a site review, not once but 5 times in just a few days.

Each time this person began a new topic to request the review.

The people on the forum were getting to a point where they believed the person was spamming for traffic and links.  I noticed the replies were getting, well lets say, not so tolerant.

I had this wonderful idea of writing a site review for future use when this type of spamming is done.  I decided to use a little humor in the process and I want to share my finished results for your entertainment.

Request for Site Review:

Please review my site for the 12th time in 3 days … Thank you!

Reply:

Since the last review of your website, it has managed to reach rock bottom and you have started digging.

You have some serious delusions of adequacy and yet while setting extremely low personal standards still consistantly fail to achieve them.

The planning for your website can only bring to mind a gyroscope, spinning at a frantic pace while going nowhere.

It is obvious that you are young but have the energy of old age.  You really should go far, and the sooner you start, the better. You are currently depriving a village some place of an Idiot.

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Always be careful what you request on forums - You might get more than you want.

Have a great weekend and I hope to see all of you again next week.

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